just call me dawno

23/Leo/Bisexual/(She/Her)
i like to draw, write, play video games, and do stuff. currently overwhelmed with the fact that all my friends are really cute.
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jame7t:

I’m afraid with the recent death, it’s without a doubt that one of our guests here is a vampire. I’ve narrowed it down between Stacy, who was drinking “red wine” when we got here- Michael, who is goth, or Daniel, who I don’t like.

Professor Acula, hand me that notepad

connordraws:

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i babysat for my friend and his babies and now they love me

dailyfoodlovers:

if the world ran out of salt tomorrow i woouldnt even notice because i would have lready killed myself a week earlier when my sources informed me of the impending disaster

the-phantom-peach:

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🗣️ huh?? what do you mean I haven’t posted any Link signing propaganda yet??

frankencanon:

Is it just me or does this line hit different when you remember that David Tennant actually has a non-binary kid who uses they/them pronouns, and has worn this non-binary rainbow pin to a bunch of interviews in support of them —

David Tennant in a flower-patterned shirt with a rainbow-shaped pin in the colors of the non-binary flag.ALT
David Tennant in a fuzzy sweater with a rainbow-shaped pin in the colors of the non-binary flag.ALT
David Tennant in a t-shirt and blazer with a rainbow-shaped pin on his lapel in the colors of the non-binary flag.ALT
Michael Sheen and David Tennant posing with the logo for Good Omens 2. David is wearing a blazer with a rainbow-shaped pin in the colors of the non-binary flag pinned to the lapel.ALT

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zagreus-is-not-a-fuckin-troll:

HEY HEY LISTEN THE VOICE OF THE MTA TRANSIT SYSTEM, ALL THE ANNOUNCEMENTS ON THE NYC SUBWAY LINE??

SHE’S A TRANS WOMAN AND TRANSITIONED AT 66!!!!!! THE BACKGROUND HUM OF MY CHILDHOOD, AND SHE’S LIKE ME!!!! WHAT THE FUCK


pseudonymjones:

a king is drowning in piss. can you match 3 hard enough to save his wretched live

royaltyfreebirdsongs:

ripempezardexerox:

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(via aristotels)

nyancrimew:

cooking-with-nitroglycerin:

nyancrimew:

i am going to kiss wikipedia

Wikipedia is a bunch of servers in like a basement

boobs touching, sloppy style, with tongue, etc ..

(via aristotels)

piratecrew:

me trying to click “next chapter” on an illegal scanlation website:

the hardcore yaoi ads that take up my entire screen:

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(via pageofsaturn)

kidneystonesurvivor:

the worst part of the consumer economy is people thinking that watching or not watching movies counts as activism

(via trainwreckgenerator)

youz-ink:

In high school, I had a bi pride bandana. I realized I was aroace, so I gave it to my ex bc they identified as bi. They recently came out as aroace themselves. I think this bandana might be a cursed object

(via mcrmadness)

grox:

Death is not the end! You may go on to become the skeleton who fucks a hot chick painted onto some dudes harley

(via expromqueen)

supervillainexe:

“kill them with kindness” wrong, chain lightning.

desert-palm:

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